Ice Breakers Garctic Ape Flavor

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After many grueling months without a single sign of Ice Breakers content, we are back! For our comeback flavor, we'd like to pay a tribute to our first ever flavor: Arctic Grape. Now, we bring you its weirdo cousin: Garctic Ape flavor! Garctic Ape is full of flavor and packed with a soury punch that makes you scream.[1]

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Ingredients of this gum include: chewed up school erasers, dry McDonald's french fries, Cheezits, the letter Q, failed math tests, and a chunk of the Earth.

Vitamin Information[edit | edit source]

With this gum, we're gonna go on a new route. This gum is jam-packed with vitamins, including:

  • Vitamin A
  • Vitamin B
  • Vitamin Z
  • Vitamin PB&J
  • Vitamin S
  • Vitamin CD[2]

Side Effects[edit | edit source]

Side effects of this gum include death, Steve Jobs getting resurrected and turning into your fridge, Steve Jobs suing you because he is now a fridge, getting your house stolen by a Subway worker, legally changing your name to Charmander... Did I mention death?

  1. We paid an actor to try the Garctic Ape flavor and he screamed... in pain... because of his broken leg caused by the gum. Do not eat if you don't want a broken leg.
  2. CD? SEE DEEZ NUTS-