Ice Breakers Grass Flavor

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Introducing our new flavor, Grass! It has all the qualities of lawn grass, multiplied by 10! Now you can enjoy that classic, jurassic grassic taste all day, any day! You can also use our srekaerB ecI app to get your grass faster!

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Grass, ice, sun dials, smoked cigarettes, smoked banana peels, electric sparks, and dragon meat! I suggest adding Chemical X to your Grass Ice Breakers so you get the tingly feeling in... different places.

Side Effects[edit | edit source]

Side effects include twelve (or more) cows busting down your door, running into your room, and eating your hand. Once they're done doing that, they will then body slam you until you drop your Ice Breakers, and then eat those. To put it simply, they'll just eat mostly everything edible.