Ice Breakers Grimace Shake

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Hello, everyone! My name is rK3lq[;/d<wl, but everyone calls me Sarah. We've collaborated with McDonald's to bring you the Grimace Shake Ice Breakers! I'll be the first ever person to try these new mints! *nom* Oh.. Oh... It's actually pretty g-

The Tragic Death of Sarah[edit | edit source]

We gather here today, all Illogicopedians, to mourn the loss of the friend we met for about 17 seconds: Sarah. She has unfortunately died of Grimace Shake. May we all give her our final Fnurdletoot. Okay, my shift's done. Bye. *leaves out of the locker room*

"Well... that really took a dark turn."[edit | edit source]

Yeah, it really did.

"What do you mean 'it really did?' You're the one who made this entire thing!"[edit | edit source]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, who are you anyway? Talking to a heading is weird.

"Well, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jerry."[edit | edit source]

Jerry? Like my lawyer, Jerry?

"No, not your weird cat lawyer!"[edit | edit source]

Oh, okay. Also, drop the quotes. It's weird and it makes this easier for me to type your responses.

Wait... What do you mean, 'type my responses?'[edit | edit source]

Oh, you're being controlled by the creator.

WHAT?![edit | edit source]

Yeah, man. Sorry, but it's true. Anyway, bye now.

Wait, where in the holy name of Illogicopedia are you going?[edit | edit source]

I'm not going anywhere. The creator is leaving. His computer's at 16%.