IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/The Untold Indian Stories

Well, here they are.

Squanto's Dirty Little Secret

Squanto shot Stephen Colbert back before the Mayflower arrived. He hid Colbert's body and all that good stuff. Soon, the other Indians came along and sucked at the Duck Hunt video game the Youtube trolls left. Colbert was never found and may still be there.

Geronimo After Hours

Geronimo sucked eggs at night, though egg sucking hours were only 3-9. So, he hid the eggs and reported that Kanye West ate them after he said that George Bush don't care about black people and interrupted Michael Jackson at some awards ceremony. Geronimo was found out at Custard's Last Stand 53554 years later and got his head chopped.

Guided Practice Question

• 1. Where does Diddy Kong live?

Answers

• 2. We don't know, but the Census hides from no one!