Illogicopedia is not your Personal Army
Goddamn right it isn't. Just the other day some newbie made a post asking us to set him up with a lifetime supply of bananas. Long story short he felt the banhammer. (ILLOGICOPEDIA IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Huh, typical.
While we're on this topic, I'd like to say that Illogicopedia is also not your coffee, coffee cup, coffee cup holder hook, coffee cup holder hook attacher device, coffee cup holder hook attacher device screwdriver, coffee cup holder hook attacher device screwdriver repairman, coffee cup holder hook attacher device screwdriver repairman's wife, coffee cup holder hook attacher device screwdriver repairman's wife's fourth cousin thrice removed, garden tool, car, car fuel, car fuel insertion nozzle, car fuel insertion nozzle official handler, drug, drug dealer, father, mother, sister, brother, intersex sibling, significant other, bookshelf, bookshelf repairman, masturbatory material (unless you have some really wierd fetish - that changes everything), advertisement venue, echo chamber, childhood rival, slave, master, coffee cup (have I said that already?), general store, newspaper, newspaper editor, newspaper editor's wife's sister's great-uncle's pet frog, dream, job, armadillo, bible, car keys, dance instructor, or air conditioner.