Interviewing Yourself

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So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it.

ME: So...er, how are you?
YOU: You.
ME: What?
YOU: I am you.
ME: (rolls eyes) I know that.
YOU: Well I don't.
ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too!
YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me.
ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME!
YOU: No, I am you.
ME: (takes axe)
THE END!
NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU!
ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!!
NEW YOU: Eh.... what?
ME: BEHAVE!!!
NEW YOU: Eh... what?
ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily)
NEW YOU: Eh... what?
ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY?
PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside.
ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?
PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer.
NEW YOU: Eh...what?
ME: (takes axe from dead old you's body)
THE NEW you END!

And so kids, what is the moral of the story?

Don't do drugs!

Yes...very go........wait a minute....that has NOTHING to do with the story!

But what's the moral then?

Er...uh......go ask your mother.