Jewfro
“The world's sexiest hair!”
Jewfro Trees are a subspecies of the Hair Tree. They're just like Hair Trees... only with one difference. The hair of Jewfro Trees spirals outward. This has led to the creation of Bob Dylan and Micky Dolenz. Congratulations!
It's true...[edit | edit source]
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