Ji Ant Huang

Ji Ant Huang is a part-time harmonica manufacturer and member of the official People with Unfortunate Names Association. Except where he lives, it isn't that embarrassing because they don't really speak English. In fact , I don't think they speak at all, rather communicate in a series of grunts and groans to which even dogs would turn up their nose. They also survive on nutrients found in soil, foraging for those all important drops of water which may extend their lives by another couple of hours.

That's right, Huang is a mole from the Sahara Desert. Or rather, he was, at least at the time of writing.