Jimi Hendrix

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Jimi Hendrix, also known as Jimmy Maurice Buster Snagglepuss James and The Egg Foo Young Creeper Bat, was a world renowned Death Eater, Soul Eater and guitar eater.


He ate guitars.

“I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.”

~ Jimi Hendrix when asked about his preferred type of guitar
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