Keeping goldfish

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Keeping goldfish[edit | edit source]

What is that thing?[edit | edit source]

A goldfish is a fish made from silver. Wait! Is that right?[edit | edit source]

Why you would get one[edit | edit source]

Either you thought it would be fun to put it down your pants or wanted to keep your children busy. You poor pedo/dad[edit | edit source]
That creepy man down the road said feed it humans but don't listen to him[edit | edit source]

Putting it down your pants[edit | edit source]

Just don't unless the doctor ordered it unless the doctor was a pedo unless the pedo actually wanted good for you[edit | edit source]

Mutating it[edit | edit source]

If you want to mutate your goldfish make sure it is mentored by a mutated rat and fights a clan that looks like the kkk(kinky kooky kyles.)[edit | edit source]

Killing it[edit | edit source]

Well whatever you do don't drown them or they will learn what your doing and your friends will think you're weird but the fact is you read illogicopedia. Anyway just use a RPG[edit | edit source]