Killer moose

I was out in my yard, sitting on a bench when a shadow ran past the trees in the distance. It was dragging something behind it... I couldn't tell what.

I cautiously turned on my TV after wandering back inside carefully.

"Moose murders many men" read the headline on channel 43.

I carefully opened my safe, removed a handgun and one pack of ammo.

I heard my door swing open, despite having been locked. I heard footsteps, then there was a hole in my chest after a loud gunshot, then blood. Out of breath, I looked to my killer.

It was a moose, and it was clothed completely with military grade weapons and protection. It spoke to a handheld transceiver and said:

"One more target down."