Lesser known wrestlers

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Faux Dallas[edit | edit source]

Faux Dallas is a wrestler who often lies about being from Dallas.

Lukewarm Steve Austin[edit | edit source]

Lukewarm Steve Austin is a mediocre wrestler. He is neither good nor bad. He is talented, but not overly talented.

Triple A[edit | edit source]

Triple A is a wrestler known for beating his opponents with car parts, or in some cases actually running over them with a car.

Jimbo "Alpaca Molester" Sinister[edit | edit source]

During his matches, several trembling alpacas are led to a pen next to the ring. He was born with a huge left hand, which he uses to choke and bitch slap opponents. Rumors as to whether he actually molests these alpacas abound. They appear fearful when on display, but the reason for this is under hot debate. It could be simple animal cruelty, drugs, cultists, or even space aliens.