List of Concept Albums considered the Worst
During an interview on live radio, Clive Compostpot demonstrated an experts opinion to be false to what albums are considered the worst in the world. Derry Benzensenson was outraged to be considered wrong, then started to share every moment that Compostpot had made errors in his presentation skills on air. The list was tiresome, however the counteraction by Clive allowed a miniscule radio station to become famous overnight. The podcast is no longer available, but some transcription from snippets are available online.
One fan wrote in via hitting a telegraph pole across the road, however communication difficulties were encountered due to misinterpretation of the language. Clive knew the language was a pijin of Toki Pona, however Benzensenson was adamant on it being a complex english conlang. The following translations differ vastly. Note that each metaphor is misinterpreted by both parties, and it is not known exactly what was communicated.
Clive's POV: People are lazy. They don't think for themselves, and people like Ben Tzen (unclear words)... and fill them up with cheap broken sausages. You can't blame people they feel good in the mouth. However I have seen many bands live and feel there are many much more deserving of the worst Concept album.
Derry's POV: Sunbathing is illegal in many countries. That's why they make music. Consider that this radio station isn't worth listening to in some countries due to it being illegal. Why would you throw away perfectly fine compilation albums from top performers, when there is an array of muck just festering sweetly within this radio station's walls?
This is a huge list of concept albums that were discussed at length, for around fourty two hours, on the podcast. The disc with the entire three day's worth of content was lost in the mail, which was posted to famous vlogger Lansen Burgundey Porwartz. Opinions are divided as to who now owns the CDs, however it is a myth that they are locked up safely in a second hand cabinet somewhere in an old poets office near Leigh, UK.
List of Concept Albums considered the Worst
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A Abbiocco's Hymns - Meatballs and Fire Snakes a two part LP exploring the band's experiences of feeling sleepy after a big meal. Often dips in and out of underwater noise art, with splatterings of atonal piano and 'constipated' vocals. Explores lyrical matter such as the sugar rush, eating when you're already full, waking up after drinking vitamin juices, and the 'differences between a dessert stomach and a beer stomach', according to Lancett Petredieche.
Gettin' Abhiman - Slutchy Burgendy 'When someone hurts us, who we love dearly' is the leading track, and explores the concequences of love, and why we even bother when we will get hurt anyway. A sad, passionate, screaming fest, with heavy guitars and weirdly, harmonicas played like beatboxing.
Acedia Explores being bored of the common tropes of religious faith and belief. Often has a strange backing noise of people chanting, as well as a delusional narrator who tells a story about the times he knew that God would kill him if he wasn't 'Satans Spy'. Interesting ideas including the elevator music track, that goes from heavenly, to noises around earth, then into a drone track which then dives violently into pigcore.
The Admiration of Happy Laddie: A short album telling the story of a young college student, who has deep feelings of admiring everyone and liking everything that eventually has concequences for protagonist Happy Laddie, causing him to get into trouble with men dressed in blue lycra suits.
Profound Love: a gentle album with only guitar, knee slapping, and airy vocals with lyrics based around adoration feelings, also including fake languages that sound too familiar to English.
Your Soul Is In A Jar I Keep At Home - The Dodgy Dude and His A simple conflict of affection of celebrities who have done 'naughty things' even after their dodgy deeds. Contains heavy dance beats, simple sounding youthful energy, and the idea is 'to imagine walking into a record store, where the evil on your left shoulder convinces you to buy something naughty, while the other side, the angel, is coaxing you to enjoy the safer route and visit the safe for work section. And imagine, even after all of that, you walk out and somehow buy one CD from each side, and are still torn between both sides. Eventually it is made clear that there is no safe side, and the inner dialogue of your mind may convince you to throw both CDS away, but you will always remember that day like it sticks out in your head. Each moment you live reminds you of these two cds. And decades later, you remember it, and try to document it in your own creation before old age makes you forget....' Safe for work, surprisingly, and is more like an innocent take on the lighter side of peoples misdirections and mistakes in life. Optimistic and profound at times.
Age-otori Bride - Lined Sock Poppettes A lustful story about a date between two people, one who has a fetish for cutting hair badly and taking photos of the floor, and the other who has OCD. It tells the events of the night, and the fears of OCD and germs, as well as the weird fetishes that people have that anybody who you are around could be indulging in at any time. Claims are made that the basis for the album was an interpretation of what a shoe would look like if we had no gentials.
Agitational Pull - The Angry Complainer Who Complains About Being Agitated The troubled feelings that we all face daily, from leaking taps to toast stuck too far in and only having metal implements to hand
Sufferers of a Band Aid - about paper cuts and based on the agony of experiencing them.
Drum In Yah Alarm - Post Great All Re Telling An experimental instrumental album that tries to tell through the medium of one instrument the anxiousness of danger.
The Alienation R Coming! - Breeze Block Hat Man A story about aliens that feel left out of humans conversations due to lack of acceptance of their presence.
Amae - The Xanclon All people want to be held in others arms, and simply collapse and be caught in a loved ones grasp. This is a dedication to the feeling of Amae, a Japanese word to describe this feeling.
Video Game Amaze-men - The Amazed Gamers An album dedicated to the feeling of surprise and amazement after completing a hard game. References speed running and randomized game runs.