Love Story

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Herman killed evil, murdering terrorists for a living. And when I say he killed evil, murdering terrorists, I mean to say that he killed bacteria in a bathroom. He cleaned bathrooms for a living. But he liked to pretend that the germs he slaughtered were actually evil terrorists.

Racheal was a professional eraser tester.

One day, Herman and Racheal met. Herman showed Racheal his collection of dead beetles. Racheal showed Herman her favorite place to pee.

They stayed up till 3 in the morning talking about the meaning of life, their favorite flavors of ice cream, and whether the two subjects could be related.

Then they rolled around on the floor naked.

The end.