Loz Netto

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“I knew him. Very quiet yet smart and mature, a highly interesting man.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Loz Netto

Loz Netto (born in 1797), is a partially both German and Italian artist, rockstar, and New Wave musician. He is best known for his 1983 song, "Fade Away Into Blue Eyes".

He's not to be confused with the young teenage actor who played the character of "Silent and Obnoxious" Aiden in the 2018 Bo Burnham movie, Eighth Grade.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Netto was born in a cheese grating factory in 1797 in Vienna, California while riding on the ding-dong bus to Hell.

He later emigrated to some random unknown location somewhere in the depths of Europe. His current whereabouts are currently an unsolved and unknown mystery. Truly spooky! But apparently, he's still alive somewhere in a mountain-like dew area. Truly interesting.

With Sniff 'N' the Tears[edit | edit source]

Netto was also a former member of the late 70's New Wave and power pop band, Sniff 'N' the Tears. He was rather high on drugs while doing this sort of stuff. But no worries! He came over his multiple drug and drinking problems while in the driver's seat of his 1967 Chevy Camero going VRROOOMMM-VRROOOM all around the blocks of his cold city and country lines.

Solo career[edit | edit source]

While not as particularly as exciting as his career with Sniff 'N' the Tears, his solo career saw him embarking on some interesting trips all around Europe. This includes having him, "Fading Into the Night". HOW COULD HIS EYEZZZ COULD BE SO WRONG!?!?!?!

(circa 1982-1983)