MC 900 Ft. Jesus
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MC 900 Ft. Jesus is the new Messiah of white rap music. His real name is Mark Griffin, and he was in Dallas, Texas in 1956 or 1957.
Songs[edit | edit source]
His most notable songs include:"Truth is Also Fake News", "EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!", "The Killer Inside Me", "If I Only Had A Brain", and, "The City Sleeps".
Relationship with director, Spike Jonze[edit | edit source]
Noted filmmaker Spike Jonze actually directed the music video for his single, "If I Only Had A Brain". Jonze soon became a born again Christian after that experience.
Relationship with Peter Popoff and Sid Roth[edit | edit source]
He's best friends with noted scam artists and religious televangelists, Peter Popoff and Sid Roth. MC 900 Ft. Jesus however later froze them to death with his X-ray vision eyes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!