Mantous
Mantous (pronounced "man-too") is a holiday observed yearly in late December.
The "Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How"[edit | edit source]
What's "Mantous"?[edit | edit source]
Mantous is a holiday I made up, because why not?
Who Can Celebrate?[edit | edit source]
The holiday is open to anyone and everyone who wishes to observe it.
When is it?[edit | edit source]
Mantous is celebrated from December 26th to the 30th every year. I chose these dates mainly because there exists a "void" between Christmas Day and New Year's Eve.
So, why celebrate?[edit | edit source]
One doesn't have to have a "why" or a "reason" to observe Mantous...
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How does one celebrate Mantous?[edit | edit source]
Other than decorating, you're not obligated to celebrate any certain way, but engaging in the arts and hedonism is what Mantous is about! Dress in costume and bang a tambourine while you recite poetry, and have some comfort food afterwards - go out to the country and smash pears with a baseball bat and drag race up and down in the middle of nowhere - go to the coast (if you're able) and accidentally sunburn, and get yourself some ice cream afterwards... and apply some aloe on your skin - it's Mantous, do whatever you like!
The Festval of AAAAARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! is rumoured to be celebrated during Mantous as well.
Decorations[edit | edit source]
Instead of putting up a Christmas tree, e.g a big bulky pine tree, get a palm tree. Put one up in the house, or you might have one in your front yard - wrap it with Halloween-themed lights, and put on the weirdest ornaments you can find in stores.
Examples of Ornaments[edit | edit source]
For example, you can purchase a family-of-7-or-more ornament at a Christmas store,
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