Moose moo evilly, bringing forth the meep, and sometimes exists as D4 merger of goose and mightily Mighty Moos! Evil, foul, restless cookies storm your cabbage under supervision from a garbage can composed of logic and filled to the brim with sanity. Useless, the cheese is, when combined with table chairs without arms and legs.
Beware especially of the salmon moose, for it is fishy beyond belief! Regular moose, on the other hand, is a regular at many fishy restaurants, and has been seen chewing on trimmed password hashes on multiple occasions.
Mooses are so good, they appeared in that real bands video 2000-19, called the apeez.
The moose who mistook his hat for a wife
When the moose found out that he was sleeping with a human he phoned the accident helpline and halted the toilet for a Flemish gap.
Moose are known for their dank gentleman behaviour. When asked for money in ounces, one used street slang at my grown populace.