Navy
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The navy (Alternatively spelled the ʎʌɐu) is a branch of the US of A's almighty military prowess. The navy consists of approximately 3 boats and a big rubber duckie. People that serve on these boats are called Navy boys. The nav-- YOOO HOOOǃǃǃ ARGH MATEYSǃ THIS HERE LANDLUBBER DONT KNOW SMACK ABOUT THE NAVYǃ THE NAVY WAS MADE BY SIR MICHEAL NAVY IN THE YAR OF 3. BOATS WERE NOT EVEN A THING BACK IN THOSE DAYSǃ YAR HAR HARǃ I BE PULLIN' YER PEG. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELFǃ I AM CAPTAIN CANNONBEARD AND I BE TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT THE NAVYǃǃǃ
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Ahem. Tha navy was created in the year 3 by a landlubber by the name o' Sir Micheal Navy. One day he was sittin' in he bathtub and he think, HEYǃ I SHOULD MAKE A TON OF BOATSǃ And so he did, god bless his sourl. It is custm’ary to have gay sex on a naval boat! ARGH, MATEY! Ye must have scurvy to board due to the fact that Micheal Navy loved people that shared the same traits as him like not having a leg or a hand. Naval battles are fought with bubble guns and confetti poppers as well as pool noodles.
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Sir Micheal Navy was born on the great island known as America, the land o' the free, and the land o' the boatless. His father was Mr. Navy and his mother was Mrs. Navy. Together, they had a dog named Peg leg and a daughter named hook. But soon after hook died of botulism, the family decided to have another child. Micheal Navy. Now he was no ordanaiy boy, no, he was a warriorǃ YARRǃ He was born at a very young age, not being able to walk, speak, or even count to 12ǃ Now when he was just a youth he joined his school fencing club and learned how to install, paint, and upkeep fences of every kind. Historians are still trying to figure out anything they can about him, as he was a ver elustrious man. He died on September 10, 2001 during a heist of 2.3 trillion dollars. May he rest in peace.