Oh no I ripped it

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Aaaaaaaaaaah what's going on?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, a napkin next to my paper capsule serenade.

I srin finale. The grand finale of this periodic explosion of clicking noises that should be sounding a little different. Wiretap, explosion!

Implosion! I shifted positions in my chair. A chair. Soft, except for the bottom. The floor deals with less luxury, because it's meant to be stood on.

Worm raider! Capture them worms![edit | edit source]

This is a transition from one period of not fishing, to another.

Capture them worms!

AAArgh, let's try to be a bit more optimistik, shall we? There's a light above your head. It's a lightbulb. See it? There's another one, b ut it hurts so dontmentionit.

CATAPULT THE UNDERDOG ABOVE THE FLINGING WATER DOME.[edit | edit source]

Bald. Shiny.

Crayons are bald.

I wonder if I rubbed a piece of paper on that bald guy's head, if it would make marks on the paper. Or would he just punch me.

OR summon the pack rats.

I see a large garbage bag. It's on the opposite side of the lightbulb.

PIZZA!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

Pepperoni brings about new life. This pizza doesn't have any.

The number changes randomly, every several seconds. Sometimes it's a good number, and sometimes it isn't. To make an illusion, it's sometimes a number that starts with a 1.

I can see the future, and it is ripe with elbows.

Happy new year.