One-Second Speeches

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One Second Speeches are a revolutionary new form of speeches pioneered in American politics. Rather than going into in-depth descriptions of policies, politicians have now starting making speeches that last one second (or less). The typical one-second speech usually involves the politician screaming a popular word, such as "FREEDOM!" or "LIBERTY!", then the audience applauding violently. One-second speeches are expected to become the only form of speech made worldwide within a few months. A political scientist explains: "This is a brilliant move. It enables politicians to trim their entire campaign down in to one word, often a word that is absurdly vague or irrelevent." TV News shows have embraced the one-second speech movement, because it makes more room for advertisements. Daffodils!