Please use only as directed

“Madame Dillon, you're floating again.”

~ Mr. Water Mice, who questions the fourth wall

Please use only as directed is a philosophy of the modern world. Moose and cheesy ham sandwiches ponder the meaning of this sentence every single day.

I refooce! Your machinated madless foolatry shan't fool the likes of me! This ain't never over, I don't say! Please don't please!