Put the Lotion in the Basket

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Seriously, that shit cost lots of moolah.

What I could buy with the moolah you're costing me[edit | edit source]

  • More lotion
  • Things that are the same price as lotion such as:
    • Shit, I don't know
    • Maybe some candy bars
      • But not the really fancy kind
        • Like, a Snickers at best

I mean, the basket is right over there, dude.[edit | edit source]

I'm not asking you to send a rocket into space. Hell, I'm not even asking you to send lotion into space.

You know what, now I know why that guy from The Silence of the Lambs killed people[edit | edit source]