Revolving Pumpkin Head

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Across the street there's a Halloween decoration...an inflatable rubber man with a head of a pumpkin.

The man's pumpkin head revolves around and around. One side has a smile, the other a frown.

So you watch him and his face goes from happy to sad. Happy! Sad! Happy! Sad! Happy! Sad!

Over and over forever until he's deflated and put in the basement. Strangled by Christmas Lights?

Do pumpkins get stung by bees?

Pumpkin faces were carved by knives.

Anyway, his head just spins and spins, and his emotions reverse between extremes.

It must be disorienting. He must get dizzy.

But then again,

How else would he get a 360-degree view?