Sheppy

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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[20:21:43] Seppy: hey jon
[20:21:50] Jondom: hey sheppy
[20:22:15] Testes: I kinda like sheppy
[20:22:21] Seppy: ¬_¬
[20:22:28] Jondom: me too
[20:22:35] Jondom: so it's officially sheppy now
[20:22:43] Jondom: eh sheppy? Isnt it sheppy?
[20:22:45] ''Testes changes Sheppy's skype name''
[20:23:08] Seppy: shush buttmunch
[20:32:34] Sheppy: i'm bored
[20:32:41] Testes: whats that sheppy?
[20:32:53] Jondom: he said something about loving the name sheppy
[20:33:17] Testes: ooo, i have two essays into tomorrow? do now or late at night when i'm crying
 with sleep deprivation?
[20:33:33] Jondom: the second one
[20:33:55] Jondom: duh
[20:34:04] Jondom: have you completely lost your way since i left?
[20:34:54] Sheppy: i suck
[20:34:59] Testes: *shuck
[20:35:06] Sheppy: poo
[20:35:09] Jondom: phoo
[20:35:09] Sheppy: ¬_¬
[20:35:16] Testes: ¬h_¬
[20:35:39] Jondom: whilst i agree, i have to ask why you suck
[20:35:49] Jondom: i'd guess the hair
[20:35:52] Jondom: is it the hair?
[20:35:58] Testes: it's the hair isn't it?
[20:36:09] Sheppy: yes
[20:36:15] Jondom: yhes
[20:36:23] Testes: bhut anyway, what's up?
[20:36:32] Jondom: whhats going on?
[20:36:55] Testes: ahwwww
[20:37:11] Jondom: ih guess he doenst whant to thalk about iht
[20:37:21] Sheppy: apparently not
[20:37:31] Testes: :h(
[20:37:43] Jondom: lhol
[20:38:12] Testes: ohk, h ahmnesty
[20:38:21] Jondom: k
[20:38:24] Testes: good
[20:38:37] Sheppy: im massively gay
[20:38:40] Sheppy: massively
[20:38:45] Jondom: hmm
[20:38:49] Jondom: again
[20:38:49] Jondom: yes
[20:38:52] Jondom: but why?
[20:39:00] Sheppy: men r the best
[20:39:20] Jondom: i have a funny feeling about seppy...and this time it isnt repulsion
[20:39:29] Jondom: it's suspicious
[20:39:34] Testes: almost caramel like
[20:39:52] Jondom: i think seppy...has finally come out of the closet!
[20:39:57] Jondom: bless him
[20:40:04] Jondom: ima facebook this shit
[20:40:21] Testes: Testes hammers in liam's number
[20:40:40] Jondom: they'll get on like a house on fire. Filled with men bumming each other.
[20:41:14] Sheppy: damn mark
[20:41:19] Jondom: oh sure
[20:41:22] Sheppy: typing for me :(
[20:41:23] Jondom: 'mark'
[20:41:31] Jondom: he your gay alter ego?
[20:41:34] Testes: gay 2 minutes and there's already a Mark
[20:41:47] Jondom: get in there sheppy
[20:41:59] Jondom: nothing to be ashamed about
[20:42:01] Testes: pummel the short and curlies
[20:42:17] Jondom: bugger him into a bleeding pulp
[20:42:32] Jondom: drop your anchor in his poo bay
[20:42:44] Jondom: ride the chocolate express
[20:43:09] Testes: ride your light brigade through his valley of the shadow of death
[20:43:19] Jondom: map his cave system
[20:43:43] Testes: check the pulse on his colon
[20:44:03] Jondom: shovel his shit
[20:44:26] Testes: then lick his shovel
[20:44:57] Jondom: crowbar his padlock
[20:45:13] Testes: jelly his eel
[20:45:22] Jondom: rodger his booglie
[20:45:48] Testes: i'm feeling lucky his search term (probably related to penis [150,00,000 results
 in 0.032 seconds])
[20:46:16] Jondom: create his article on this wiki
[20:46:52] Testes: rub his Nerd 42 on your mormon
[20:47:18] Jondom: troll his forum
[20:47:37] Jondom: anyway
[20:47:40] Testes: aww
[20:47:46] Jondom: i assume sheppy's silence is due to the sex
[20:47:50] Testes: shex