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Here they are, the ladies of Sooga...
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms Suzette
Suzette's on his sweater already, Mom's Suzette
He's nervous[1], but on the surface he looks calm Suzetti
To drop bombs, but he keeps on Suzetting

Poodles enjoy noodles. I bet you've never had this much fun with noodles!


Spaghetti is the worldwide currency of undergraduate university students. Usually the amount of spaghetti one earns can have a significant effect on their social standing. Members of the aristocracy have been known to inherit over 500 spaghetti, having initiated the tradition of pre-graduation spaghetti beehive wearing.

Adorning one's house in spaghetti is a common sign of festivities within the dormitory. In addition, various stallholders during university open day can be seen holding activities such as spaghetti slide and spaghetti slip 'n' slide.

SHE'S UP HIGH, ALL RIGHT

Trinket style![edit]

I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally like omg I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally like omg I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally

Strew, strew, and so the royal monotony continues.

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  1. I refuse to eat at this establishment unless they serve spaghetti and beanballs. Stop offering me dessert already! Unless you have spaghetti and beanball-flavoured ice cream, you are not worth my time.