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- His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms Suzette
- Suzette's on his sweater already, Mom's Suzette
- He's nervous[1], but on the surface he looks calm Suzetti
- To drop bombs, but he keeps on Suzetting
Poodles enjoy noodles. I bet you've never had this much fun with noodles!
Spaghetti is the worldwide currency of undergraduate university students. Usually the amount of spaghetti one earns can have a significant effect on their social standing. Members of the aristocracy have been known to inherit over 500 spaghetti, having initiated the tradition of pre-graduation spaghetti beehive wearing.
Adorning one's house in spaghetti is a common sign of festivities within the dormitory. In addition, various stallholders during university open day can be seen holding activities such as spaghetti slide and spaghetti slip 'n' slide.
SHE'S UP HIGH, ALL RIGHT
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I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally like omg I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally like omg I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like omg like totally we were like I was all they were all he was like she was like all totally
Strew, strew, and so the royal monotony continues.