Spasmotic Rice

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Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and seives of glass. The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening. You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones. Solitamente, quando emani profumi, mi ricordi lamette circonflesse. Uw oren zijn als vliegende schotels. May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill. Votre regard est plus penetrant qu'une stalagmite sertie dans son antre d'albatre.

Norwegian riveted complexions[edit | edit source]

When faced with scathing winds and torrents pouring forth stain, your mind thinks cleverly to the leprous angels found in all train crashes. As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

GOOD FERRET RICE! INDEED!

Comment from Observer[edit | edit source]

Commiserations on your rabies, since you will die, if not, you are dead already. Was it a sinister raccoon that let loose the horse of pestilence upon you? Perhaps a wombat, a crow, Anne Elk, opossum, Bolshevik? Whatever the beginning, be sure we think of you, as we bow to our sanitary pedestals, and nod off into dreamland. The cook's got a carnival song as we lay down someplace shady, with dreamland coming on.