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[21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> spam sandwich [21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> fantastic [21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> pork and beans [21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> (It's a haiku! Can you tell?) [21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ELLO? [21:51] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ANYONE HOME? [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> let's read off the list of the users supposedly here... [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ROLL CALL! [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> CHANSERV? [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> CHANSERV? [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> chanserv is absent. [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ISARRA? [21:52] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ISARRA? [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> Isarra is absent... [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> SEPPY? [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> SEEEEEPPY? [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> seppy is... [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> i said seppy is... [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> (THIS Is YOUR CUE) [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ok seppy is absent also [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ASHLEY? [21:53] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ASHLEY? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> KANZAIBITTEN? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> LEGOKTM? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> LOSTLABYRINTH? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> SG1|HEREISH? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> NO_ONE_AT_ALL? [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> not a single soul. [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> that makes me sad. [21:54] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMEPLACE! [21:55] <PiddlerOfTrouser> probably not here... [21:55] <PiddlerOfTrouser> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyone [21:55] <PiddlerOfTrouser> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyone [21:55] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ok [21:56] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I SAID OK!! [21:56] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AAAAAAAAAA [21:56] <PiddlerOfTrouser> blablablablabla. [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> bleeble blobble bloble bluble blop. [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()@#$%^&* [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> OI! [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ANY OF YA! [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> a [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> b [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> c [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> d [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> e [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> f [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> g [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> h [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> i [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> j [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> k [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> l [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> m [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> n [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> o [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> p [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> q [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> r [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> s [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> t [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> u [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> v [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> w [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> x [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> y [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> z [21:57] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I DID IT! [21:58] <PiddlerOfTrouser> it's like shouting into a niche in the wall. [21:59] <PiddlerOfTrouser> Put there by the same constructor that built macchu picchu, the great wall of china, and the burj khalifa [21:59] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [21:59] <PiddlerOfTrouser> NO ONE HEARS ME [21:59] <PiddlerOfTrouser> dbfbfdbfdbfbfffffffffffffffff [21:59] <PiddlerOfTrouser> WHAT'S 2 + 4 EVERYONE I FORGOT [22:00] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ,.-·. ,. -, ,., ' ,. ,·´'; ' ,-·-. ,'´¨; , ·. ,.-·~·., ,. ,·´'; ' _,., ° .·¨'`; ,.·´¨;\ _,., ° ,. - ., _,., ° / ;'\' ,.·'´, ,'\ ;´ '· ., ;'´*´ ,'\ , [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> that was supposed to be ascii text [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I WORKED LONG AND HARD ON THAT [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ,.-·. ,. -, ,., ' ,. ,·´'; ' ,-·-. ,'´¨; , ·. ,.-·~·., ,. ,·´'; ' _,., ° .·¨'`; ,.·´¨;\ _,., ° ,. - ., _,., ° / ;'\' ,.·'´, ,'\ ;´ '· ., ;'´*´ ,'\ , [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ,.-·. ,. -, ,., ' ,. ,·´'; ' ,-·-. ,'´¨; , ·. ,.-·~·., ,. ,·´'; ' _,., ° .·¨'`; ,.·´¨;\ _,., ° ,. - ., _,., ° / ;'\' ,.·'´, ,'\ ;´ '· ., ;'´*´ ,'\ , [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> i guess it didn't work [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AT LEAST SOMEONE BAN ME FOR SPAM [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:01] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ,.-·. ,. -, ,., ' ,. ,·´'; ' ,-·-. ,'´¨; , ·. ,.-·~·., ,. ,·´'; ' _,., ° .·¨'`; ,.·´¨;\ _,., ° ,. - ., _,., ° / ;'\' ,.·'´, ,'\ ;´ '· ., ;'´*´ ,'\ , [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN MEBAN MEBAN MEBAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN MEv [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN MEBAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> vvv [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> v [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> BAN MEvBAN MEBAN MEBAN MEvBAN ME [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> did the robots take a night off? [22:02] <PiddlerOfTrouser> too much of that premium oil, I'm telling you... [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> &&& [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> && [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> & [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> .... [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> COME ON! [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> j-justt [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> j-please [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> a-a-a-anyone [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ffff [22:03] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I KNOW THAT SEPPY IS LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> IT'S VERY FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> HA [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AHHA [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AH HAHAHAJH [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AH HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHJHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> aSDFGHJKSFLDHFKIHEARLFKBGQVHEGKJAWBFVAHNFVOAHNGBOSEHNRIJCSHWBRCISHBEGVIBSEURNMBOSPEJVMPSEOIJGEMPORJBGKANLTWHEOIHAQJORPJAWTOJBAENLGJNZL NZLMNZXLMZ;NFOIAFAHBFRAIEHTPOSEGRNBOGJODFGBDOZHFIACESHBGOIAERHGNPOVSDJGNHOVJHRTIOJHUHWOOQUI UEWMGIBRWEIOGNJEBIORGJMPSOZIGJZDSGR [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> AIFUVBAWOIEFVUNHAWOIFEHVNAWOFEVHNAWOUEFHNQAIPTJWUEIUWEPIOGTUPOFDJVKLDFSZJGOSIERG [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ARIGHAWEF [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ASEGFUAEWIHRAS [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> EFJEARSIOYSJERYHJE56J [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ETUA [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> A [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> a [22:04] <PiddlerOfTrouser> . [22:05] * Isarra plays a tiny violin. [22:07] <PiddlerOfTrouser> OH HAI! [22:07] <PiddlerOfTrouser> wow lol [22:07] <PiddlerOfTrouser> YOU WEREN'T ABSENT [22:07] <PiddlerOfTrouser> THAT'S LIKE A DETENSUSPENSEXPULSION [22:07] <PiddlerOfTrouser> YEAH [22:08] <PiddlerOfTrouser> GEOMETRY [22:08] <PiddlerOfTrouser> 2 + $ [22:08] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ??? [22:13] <@Seppy> what on earth is this backlog vomit, and why have I been name dropped in it.