The Best Ice Breakers Flavor, According to So-Called Scientists
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Today, we gathered a group of random people that barely qualify as scientists and let them decide on what the best Ice Breakers flavor is. Out of the seven-or-so people, we chose a woman named --------------- to be our test subject.
The Chart[edit | edit source]
| Flavor | Price | Rating | Side Effects |
|---|---|---|---|
| Arctic Grape | $4.99 | 7/10 | Losing the ability to remix your ignition. |
| Flintstone Vitamin | $3.99 | 5/10 | Radiation. |
| TV Static | $1.98 | 8/10 | Death via falling jar of Vaseline. |
| Grass | $9.69 | 2/10 | Death via cows eating your hand. |
| Grimace Shake | $54.98 | ????? | Death. |
| Lemon Fish Hair | $5.99 | 6/10 | We don't know the side effects yet. |
| Chess | $7.21 | en passant/10 | Getting checkmated. |
| Kiwi Watermelon | $2.99 | 5/10 | There seems to be no side effects.
Weird. |
The Full List[edit | edit source]
8. Grass Flavor
7. Flintstone Vitamin
6. Kiwi Watermelon
5. Chess
4. Lemon Fish Hair
3. Arctic Grape
2. Grimace Shake
#1. TV Static