The Cat Question

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The main problems facing our world are all deeply interconnected, they have something in common. To understand this, we need to explore The Cat Question. What are cats really like? They are commonplace in society, they surround us, but how do their interests align with ours? Do they influence our world for the better or for the worse? Consider soberly what we know about them, and the more sinister side of their influence becomes clear...

Cats steal furniture. Not only that, but they also treat humans as furniture. Logically, this means that cats steal people too.

Many have been silenced, cats getting their tongues, cancelling their speech and horrifically destroying their freedom – our freedom! Cats use their power and influence in ways which, for some, have already brought catastrophe. But we will never be silenced; we will always stand up for the people. And we appeal to the people to stand up with us, as we work towards a future without catastrophe, a future free from the influence of cats.

With hope for a better future,
Strangled Cat Party Division for Public Education

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The Strangled Cat Party.
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