The Land of the Unidentified Lump just to the Right of the Shoulder Blade (...If I ever ate that many hamburgers...)
Remember Arnold, this is only a preview!!!!
The room was pitch black.
I was sitting in the middle of the room, in a chair.
There was a table in front of me.
I was listening to music on my iPod.
I turned up the volume, and the screen lit up, and it lit up the whole room.
I didn't want the room lit up, so I flipped the iPod upside down
and put it on the chair. To supress the light, or something.
But when I put it on the table, the surface of the table hit the volume...knob...
and it turned the volume back down.
SO,
I opened a window. I put a curtain on my head.
Then I threw the iPod out the window.
It plummetted to the earth below.
I think it landed in a carwash, but I can't be sure.
CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE
You can notify the board of directors
CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE
YOU CANT FLIP A CANDLE UPSIDE DOWN