The Land of the Unidentified Lump just to the Right of the Shoulder Blade (...If I ever ate that many hamburgers...)

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Remember Arnold, this is only a preview!!!!

The room was pitch black.

I was sitting in the middle of the room, in a chair.

There was a table in front of me.

I was listening to music on my iPod.

I turned up the volume, and the screen lit up, and it lit up the whole room.

I didn't want the room lit up, so I flipped the iPod upside down

and put it on the chair. To supress the light, or something.

But when I put it on the table, the surface of the table hit the volume...knob...

and it turned the volume back down.

SO,

I opened a window. I put a curtain on my head.

Then I threw the iPod out the window.

It plummetted to the earth below.

I think it landed in a carwash, but I can't be sure.


































































































CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE

You can notify the board of directors

CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE

YOU CANT FLIP A CANDLE UPSIDE DOWN