The Luffer

A special and Grue picture of the Luffer

The Luffer and its mysterious folklore can be traced back to the old Borg rituals. The Luffer Ritual, a sinister ritual, can make you submerge into Frankenstein Slavery.

Diet

The Lugger tends to eat people as every thing does. Except he tends to eat old people. Then you know he has problems.

History

My grandpa was hunted by the Lugger once....no wait er...septuplice? Well, the point is he lived to tell the tale but died at 98 years old. As he told the tale, it was his 98th birthday, and you get the point. All we heard from him was that the Lugger tried to eat him. So we smacked him for saying the obvious and he said "HAIRY!"

So now you know....that the Lugger is hairy!