The Tider

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The Tider (often stylized in all caps, as in "THE TIDER") is a nefarious supermarket supervillain who terrorizes many an innocent customer.

How, you might ask?[edit | edit source]

Their methods of inducing fear into unsuspecting shoppers is through stealthily sneaking bottles of laundry detergent into people's carts.

Brands employed by THE TIDER[edit | edit source]

The Tider originally used Tide-brand detergent when they first started their mischief, hence the name.