The world

See also World (ambiguation)

Note: Some religious people say that the real name of earth is actually Nationalist Propaganda.

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The world was discovered on an exhibition to the Milky Way on October 15th 1975 by a Dutch dermatologist named Gareth. Since its discovery the world has been verbally attacked by various celebrities, lawyers, scientologists, well-renowned doctors and alternative rock bands.

Crickets

The world's biggest critics include the likes of infamous dictators like that one you can't remember the name of, a lower class slug from somewhere in Surrey, England, and REM. If you believe they put a man on the moon.

Oceans

After the discovery of The world it was soon found uninhabitable due to the presence of oceans. Our space-faring population of 9.26*10^573 humans, 3.20*10^5 gnomes, and five dogs, could not fit on the planet. Thus, we quickly drained the oceans and spat them into space. The mass of said oceans was so large, and shot out at just the right angle, that a second moon was formed, called Oceania.

See also

• Earth
• World
• Solar system
• The internet