Tornado Alberto

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Tornado Albert was the first tornado so widely destructive that it forced to the beginning of the Tornado Naming. Since then every tornado needs a name, just like a hurricane.

Cause[edit | edit source]

Researchers have proven that the low pressure areas can fill up with black matter which can explain these extreme circumstances and that all is caused by climate change. They suggest that holding cattle can help to increase local pressure and will probably deactivate the tornado. But they can’t predict whether the chemical reaction with cattle can lead to a second massive cow-teleportation-wormhole to the outer border of the Milky Way which would make it even more milky.

Damage[edit | edit source]

It has being the most destructive tornado ever, about one million deads and five whole cities were destroyed.

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