Two Questions

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Two Questions:
(1) When people fall in love and witness love's ultimate euphoria, do they still fart sometimes?
(2) Do lonely people fall just as madly in love as everyone else, just with figments of their own imaginations?

You found these two questions suspended in jars of brownish liquid in the back of a scientific labratory.

You cautiously approach question number one. You reach in to the liquid. It burns your hand but you manage to grab the slimy question. The question squirms in your hand. It's A LIVE.

You see question number two desperately banging against the glass. The lonely question.

You open jar number two, and the question wriggles in your hand, sending foul juices spraying across the laboratory.

Question one is in one hand, dripping ooze. Question two is in the other hand, desperately thrashing.

You suddenly decide to bring the two questions together. Hopefully they'll like each other and forget their lonely years in the jars. Who knows? Maybe after getting to know each other they'll fall in love, and give birth to an answer.