Uh uh uh underwear

Uh uh uh underwear is a song written by an anonymous pizza delivery girl from Detroit. She realized her dream at becoming a teen idol once she met Deadpool. She was a brave young lass until she died. However, the song lived on through elementary school textbooks.

How the song goes

This is how the song goes. This is not part of the song. Disregard this. Or don't, because this is very informative. Here it comes!

Uh uh uh underwear
Oh how I love you so
Uh uh uh underwear
You give me my earned dough
Uh uh uh underwear
You made my dream come true
Uh uh uh underwear
I'm gonna kill you dead.

It is said that this song was used to shoot down swans flying over Nicaragua. No one has confirmed this fact, however. Shoot.