Uncle Grampa

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Uncle Grampa encourages critical thinking.

Uncle Grampa is a children's cartoon about a serial killer with cerebral palsy who grants wishes to Ainu and Scottish mariners. His mother was a jar of Welch's Grape Jelly, and his dad smelt of clove cigarettes. He has 8 siblings, all of whom have mental disorders. He was once served pie Allah mode at an Algerian IHoP, and subsequently was chased through the streets by enraged devout goat herders who had run out of grazing trees.

Uncle Grampa lives in an RV that not only traverses the countryside in conventional manner, but also flies and runs under water. He lives with a tiger who does not get along with dolphins. Normalcy, while overrated, is imposed from outside by Jean Paul Sartre pole vaulters vying for racial supremacy. They started camps for that in Michigan, Arkansas and Missouri. Idaho was also considered for integration until blasphemous skinheads blackmailed the gummy inner workings of the Machine.

Dogs had the run of the place. This made Mommy apoplectic, and marginally margarine. Having seen the forest for the trees, Persepolis (named for the great city by his matronly mom) leaped across the gap and transcended common 4 dimensional existentialism into a state of giddy Mumbai.