User talk:Googolplex

Aha! Found you ;) Well, n00b welcomes n00b in this case, I guess :P Hey, take a look at this: What if you can't find the remote. It's a featured article. A but different from what qualifies as an FA at wikiHow, huh? Well, I think it gives a pretty good example on how to edit here. :)

Also, Heather is here too. You may see something at the top of the page that says "the Gherkins are over". Click it. She won first place in something, and not she has an inflatable hammer :P Watch out!

Horses4Ever 15:47, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I really like it here so far. And BTW, the #illogicopedia channel is not as sick and twisted as uncyclopedia's. You may want to try it sometime :) Horses4Ever 20:07, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Try clicking "randumb page" over and over until you find something that you think you can add a little too. But as I have learned, it is a courtesy not to edit FAs :P You might want to keep that in mind :P Well, good luck :) Horses4Ever 20:23, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I just saw your Avocado page in RC. Great job :) Horses4Ever 20:28, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

It definitely qualifies as "random". I like it :) And sure, I'll be happy to help you. :) Feel free to copy anything you want to use from my user page (If you want to use something like the "Horses4Ever's wikis" box, that might be neat), and if you want something different, you can PM me on wikiHow IRC, of just contact me on my talk page (here) :) Good luck Horses4Ever 20:38, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

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User:Testostereich/welcome --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:00, 26 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Wow! You've been doing a lot of writing lately!

I feel very behind... I've been here a day more than you have, and you've already out-articled me ;) Well, keep up the good work :) My articles are a bit too serious, I'm afraid :P You're an awful lot better at being... well, illogical ;) Horses4Ever 00:38, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me ;) Well, this is a nice place to goof off, so then we can be even more serious and dedicated at wikiHow ;) And glad you like the Charlie article. I just added some quotes from the movie. And I'm sure you know who inspired that one... ;) Horses4Ever 00:54, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I just saw "What if your chicken dies". Brilliant! All that bothers me is that you said that chickens are "rulers"... wait, does that include cooked ones? I hope not ;) I'd rather not have to bow down... ;) Horses4Ever 01:00, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

What is this?!?!?!?!? -- Mac Users. I am greatly offended! BTW, I'd better make sure a certain someone never sees the chicken article... or I'm doomed :P Gee, thanks a lot :P Horses4Ever 01:03, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Revenge!!!

Well, I am currently drafting "PC users". "Mac users" won't hold a candle to the insults in this one! (*Evil grin*). Just you wait... Horses4Ever 01:10, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

In your face! ;) Yeah, we Mac users don't have to worry about viruses, or our computers being ugly as heck ;) Horses4Ever 01:50, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Who are you calling chunky? My computer is not "chunky"! It is rather large, but at least it's a cool white color with a colorful screen instead of a boring black monitor with almost no color :P And at least my CPU is inside my computer. Sheesh, how do you PC users stand that huge, beeping box! When you consider the space the CPU takes up as well as the computer itself, the Mac is much smaller. :P (Sticking tongue out) Horses4Ever 01:58, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

This Reminds Me of Another Stupid Argument...

A friend and I once had (actually, we are still in the middle of), an argument about whose horse was better -- Her favorite horse, Mac, or Kit (like we don't already know :P). Well, we fought for weeks. We created sides. We had half the school taking sides -- and most of them didn't know either horse! ;) And then at lessons, we were constantly trying to outdo each other. Well, Kit won that part ;) Mac couldn't jump a stick to save his life! And Mac's polebending skills... wait, what skills? Kit polebended him into the ground! Not to mention, Kit has his own candy (Kit Kats). Take that, Mac! ;)

We're still trying to decide once and for all who's better, though everyone knows it's Kit, hands down ;) BTW, I would never support Mac just because he is named after the world's best computer ;) Horses4Ever 02:44, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

If you were looking at me right now, you would see that I am sticking out my tongue and rolling my eyes. Now, the other people in my house are wondering why I am making faces at the computer screen, but you and I know that that face was directed to you. :P But at least you would've sided with Kit. You're not completely hopeless ;) And BTW, I hate Macadamia nuts ;) And if I cross my fingers behind my back and type (with one hand, obviously ;) ), "PCs are better than Macs", will you pretend that you think I'm being honest? ;) Horses4Ever 03:03, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

PC users

Read it and weep ;) Horses4Ever 18:31, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh, By the way, you may find this funny: Dialup. Yes, I wrote it ;) And it's not really all that exaggerated :P Horses4Ever 19:48, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

You may actually like this one, though ;) In fact, feel free to make it even "worse" ;) -- Massie Block Mwhahahahahahahaha!!! ;) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 00:02, 29 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...

Dear, Googolplex... What the? Why on earth have you been nominated for writer of the month... and you havent been around a month. I know you didnt nomitate your self, bit i find it wierd you have been nominated by a huge admin... and are in second place! sadly, i have negative votes. And have tons of articles... two features... how do you do it? I'm even a leader of a clan of awesome DUCKS! and... you have been around for a few days and written short articles (that the website thrives on) and are nominated with several votes. Even listen to this! I was talking to Silent penguin, the creator of the site, and he didn't even know who you were! I am not jealous, cause i have 2 gold stars, and am an Elite Duck lord. But... conrats on being so well noticed...--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:50, 29 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of Writer of the Month, good luck ;) You deserve it, O-Illogical-One ;) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 00:25, 30 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

No offence, but i dont think thats true. Helloolleh deserves it, not googolplex. He has been around for about a week, and helloolleh has been around since... forever and has 5 GOLD STARS! and googolplex has 0. Sorry.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:29, 30 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

A bit late for this, but...

Going any further into the wiki will be the point of no return. Still go (y/n)? n Too bad. You enter the illogic, never to turn back...

Glad to See You Too

Welcome back, to here and wikiHow. ;) And about the Featured Writer thing... kind of weird, someone nominates you, and then someone else tells you that you have about 0.01% chance of actually winning. :P Oh well... and besides, just being nominated when you'd only been here for what?... 3 days or so means that you are a great writer, and you're likely to win that award sometimes ;)

Thanks for congratulating me on the duck award... funny, you get nominated for a huge award after a few days, but you are not a duck, and I am a duck, but you are a better author ;)

I'm not sure you'll be seeing me around as much. I like Illogicopedia, but once I figured out how it worked and did a few articles, I kind of drifted back to wikiHow more-or-less full time. Not to mention, I'm having a serious writers' block :P... but I'll still check messages and do some occasional editing until I am "inspired" ;) So, good luck with your editing :) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 02:39, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

I'll probably be back here to do some goofing off sooner or later... just as soon as I can think of something to goof up (smacks head in frustration). Gosh, I hate this writers' block! :P Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 02:56, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

In order... (1) Tried it, didn't work, (2) What kind of idiot do you think I am? ;), and (3) NEVER!!! :P Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 03:05, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

....yes i like your writing just.... not enough to win but as you progress on the site youre sure to win.... maybe even this month if you keep up the good work! and.....after thinking it all over and reading allll your articles...... Welcome to the clan...and join the political party if youd like!

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:21, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Hey, congrats on being a duck! ;) And sheesh... I tell you that I have writers' block, and then I get an idea :P Maybe banging my head on the keyboard actually did something for me ;) Skydive -- If you've never seen Drake and Josh, this is going to sound kind of weird ;) And nice job on Lemonade :) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 00:46, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

I was just watching it, actually (IMO, it's one of the best new episodes in quite a while), and during the "skydiving instruction" part, I suddenly sat up and thought "hey, that might make a good article...", and decided to write it. Hmm... could be longer, I guess, but glad you like it :) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 01:00, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Thanks :) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 01:07, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Awwww... thanks :) If I could nominate one of yours for FA, I would nominate "what of your chicken dies". It's good enough that I would be willing to risk putting in the spotlight, where certain cooked chickens can see it ;) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 01:38, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I liked "What". Funny, yet not so detailed that it look like you spent forever typing it... hmmm, maybe FA material ;) But then again, I'm no expert on what passes for an FAC and what doesn't (here, anyway...). Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 01:45, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha :P For a Mac, it's Apple-C for copy, and Apple-V for paste. The keys are in the same place, just different names ;) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 01:57, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, if I turn my head a little and squint, it looks like you're complimenting the world's best computer. But at first glance, it kind of looks like you're, oh, I don't know... insulting my computer (again :P). (*To computer* -- He just doesn't know what cool is :P). Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 02:06, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Okay, can you quit it before I hurt myself clawing my desk? :P Bottom line is: Mac rocks, PC sucks ;) (Okay, I'm done :P) Horses4Ever Babbling Contribs 02:48, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Welcome Back

I never was on when you was on but I know that you were on and stuff and all of that so yeah this is me saying welcome back. Welcome back. --T3 15:17, 30 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Please stay. —rms talk 20:55, 30 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome back. I intend to stay... I've been gone far too long. Googolplex 11:05, 31 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Write more good crap. --RMS (←LOL RFK COPYCRUFT)