User tock:That idiot who keeps pooping on my keyboard

• WOOL RUBBER WON!! Sailors may not make promises on my page. It's untimely and will get cubed.
• WOOL RUBBER POOP!! Please note that White Star Line faked the sinking of the Titanic.
• WOOL RUBBER TREE!! Do not obey or disobey any rules you may find, as this farts on brains.
• WOOL RUBBER FORT!! You may not turn down invitations to talk about politics, we need clocks.
• WOOL RUBBER FIFE!! Do not use squids or octopi to justify the playing of vinyl VHS films.
• WOOL RUBBER SICK!! Do not flush the invisible toilets; the water is on fire and it can hurt.
• WOOL RUBBER SUFFICE!! I scream trucks, so play nice at Nice with your niece riding a unicorn.
• WOOL RUBBER GATE!! Do not lock discussions or steal igloo ice cubes from Native American tribes.
• WOOL RUBBER VINE!! Do not be racist against ethnologies just because it's a cute version of Spock.
• WOOL RUBBER DEN!! You may not vote for the Illuminati to be your president or prime minister.
• WOOL RUBBER FLUFFY!! Do not run out of ideas for rules while you are at a meeting on shark whales.
• WOOL RUBBER VALVE!! Do not be a bad omen for unlucky folks just because the trains are biased.

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Top 10 things you can do with the marble

1. Carve it
2. Chisel it
3. Drill it
4. Break it
5. Explode it
6. Sit on it
7. Shoot at it
8. Throw it
9. Censor it
10. Poop on it

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