YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GO ON THE TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...NOT unless you stick a carrot in the pencil sharpener!!!

...NOT unless you get in to a boat and paddle to an island and pee there!!!

...NOT unless you walk in to the woods and find the skull of an animal and use it to store your spare memory cards!!!!

...NOT unless you try and fit your entire body in to the mouth of a roadkilled squirrel!!! STRETCH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

...NOT unless you were revolted by exactly 4 words in the previous outburst!!!!

...NOT EVER until you can light a piece of cloth on FIREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!