Zonky Ponks

Coca-Cola is what makes the resonant cocks emit radio waves to Planet X. They say that the waves say the following: DICKSUCKERS OF THE UNITED STATES OF CANADA LET'S ALL SHOOT THE PRESIDENT. PEACE.

This was picked up by the Secret Service and they were being given grapes by nude ladies. Theta waves were in the condition where they could suck juice out of a spoon. They did. All abecedarians ate anal armadillos annually. This was their day. Christ came in His pants as they did so. Then He looked in a mirror out of boredom. He saw ghost bongs shoot rainbows out of their bottoms, men with hats, and Old Father Time coming to kill Him abd he died that very instant during his Second Coming in His Pants. But where's the smoking pipe? I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION. OMGWTFBBQ! Go fuck a duck. Duck my sick. Make me a jester. You know what to do. Just like in Homestuck. ZONKY PONKS