0.0000001 gram of uranium

Everybody knows uranium is good for your health. So, how can we use it? There is a myth that uranium gives some dangerous thing named """raidation""", but it is untrue, trust me bro.

0.0000001 gram of uranium is a healthy daily calorific supplement. You don't need to eat anything else for the whole day after swallowing a small cube of uranium in the morning. Even if you do care about the fake myth named """raidation""", the amount of it you'll gain is totally negligible, according to my research and studies. This amount of uranium has 2000 kilocalorites, which is enough for you to survive for the whole day and not feel your stomach at all (not a side effect of """raidation""").

Formula

The formula for calculating the healthiness of uranium is:

$H={\frac {\sqrt {398.224442}}{\sum {m,56}}}+\infty ^{2}\times {\frac {n}{M}}$

(H means Healthiness) which gives you exactly 2000 kilocalorities for 0.0000001 grams of Uranium. Be warned, you need to use Uranium-235 for this or else you will DIE. (because you are going to consume 1 more calory, which is going to result in you consuming 2001 kilocalifornications, which will make you DIE.)

Summary

This is very good.