10 Green Bottles

10 green bottles, sitting on a wall,

10 green bottles, sitting on a wall,

and if 1 green bottle, should accidentally fall,

There would be the potential for injury through either the bottle hitting somebody or a passer-by suffering a cut as a result of the broken glass on the floor.

What inconsiderate redneck keeps leaving all their bottles on this wall anyway? Seems to me this man needs to be informed of the impact his littering is having on this planet and the benefits that recycling offers. He could feel much better about himself if he did recycle, knowing that he'd done something to help the planet. Might take his mind off of the fact that his wife just left him and then he might be able to drag himself out of this depressive alcoholic cycle that he's so clearly fallen into.

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