10 Reasons Why I made this article

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

1. Because I was bored

2. Because I wanted to

3. Because I didn't want to, but the Mafia made me

4. Because I wanted to type an ungodly number of "Because I"'s

5. Because I Because I Because I Because I Because I Because I Because I Because I forgot

6. Because I fooled you, didn't I? Of course I remember

7. Because I ... .... .... .. . Now I really did forget

8. Because I just remembered!

9. Because I wanted to annoy you, of course

9. Because I wanted to show off my intelligence

9. Because I wanted to show off my memory

9. Because I wanted to show off my memory

9. Because I wanted to show off my memory

9. Because I wanted to show I could stay on topic

1. Because I you are stupid