10 Reasons Why You Can't Fly

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1. It's impossible
2. You're not Superman
3. You're the Slightly Below Average Man
4. You didn't jump
5. You didn't drink enough fly serum
6. The instruction manual was upside-down
7. You forgot step 3
8. You didn't smoke massive amounts of marijuana
9. You got to think you can fly
10. TReich doesn't want you to.