IT'S A CONSPIRACY! 2+2=4 is the biggest lie people have been pushing down young children's' noses. It is a bunch of sensible rubbish that makes sense, so they want it taught in schools and even paid the calculator guys to make it so. 2+2 actually equals banana. Some idiots with PhD's want you to think otherwise, so they perpetrate this lie that 2+2=4.
SCIENTISTS. FILTHY SCIENTISTS!
How to Stop it
USE THE POWAH! I GOT THE POWAH! Anyway, just use it and you will be all right.
Now disregard everything I have just said, for the great overlord of mathematics that goes by the name Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive has arrived, and has shown me the truth. 2+2=5, not 4. So saith the great Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive. 2+2=5, not banana. It perfectly is logical.
But I am XY007, and I say 2+2=6.
And I say that 4x4=12.
“I always thought 2 plus 2 equals 22.”