2015-16 NCAA Trashball Cup
What the heck is the 2016 NCAA Trashbael Cup? Isn't that why you're here right now? ANYway, the 2016 NCAA Trashbael Cup is a slugfest where 12 made-up colleges and universities enslave 12 students to play for their respective schools' trashbael team (including dudes and dudettes teams) without getting any pay. This madness started in October 10, 2016.
BEFORE THE MADNESS[edit | edit source]
5 days prior to the Unreal Tournament, 11 other monouniversities enslaved 12 students for each of their teams to try to take down the defending unchampions Wilshire Dragons. Meanwhile, in Wilshire University, they kept the same no-life students just to defend their untrophy.
THE MADNESS[edit | edit source]
After the closing ceremonies in October 10, 2016, the Wilshire Dragons kicked the bums of Harmony College Jazz, starting a non-historic run for the worst, er, best season in unhistory.
STANDINGS[edit | edit source]
PREPARE TO GET BOREDDD BROSSSS!!!! or not, eh, idk what ur sense of humor is
AND
THE
KINDA
LONG
SCROLLING
JOURNEY!
Battle for 8th Seed (who has to face the #1 team in the playoffs)[edit | edit source]
Fake News
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March 2, 2016
4:60 PM |
| Instinct 60, Harmony 70 | ||
| Scoring by half: 30-30, 40-30 |
Harmony Auditorium, Harmony University
Attendance: 50k lowlifes |
UNPLAYOFFS[edit | edit source]
MAN'S DIVISION[edit | edit source]
| Wildcard (Higher Seed Twice-to-Beat) |
Division Semifinals (Best-of-7) |
Division Finals (Best-of-7) | ||||||||||||
| (#1 twice to beat) | ||||||||||||||
| OP | Wilshire | kinda one sided, isn't it? | ||||||||||||
| ur mom | Harmony | 69 | ||||||||||||
| 1 | Wilshire | 4 | ||||||||||||
| (#4 SEED CHOKED) | 5 | Debum | DIDN'T WIN A DAM GAME | |||||||||||
| 4 | Akadummy | 80 | 94 | |||||||||||
| 5 | Debum | R.I.P. | 96 | |||||||||||
| 1 | Wilshire | 4 | ||||||||||||
| (#2 ALMOST CHOKED) | 3 | Southern | 1 (fluke win) | |||||||||||
| 2 | Dumb Benilde | 67 | 101 | |||||||||||
| 7 | San Lewd | 81 | 71 | |||||||||||
| 2 little 2 late | Dumb Benilde | 2 | ||||||||||||
| (THE 6TH SEED WAS SO CLOSE) | 3 | Southern | 4 | |||||||||||
| 3 | Southern | 62** | ||||||||||||
| 6 | TNT | 60 | ||||||||||||
*Game went into overtime
- The number of asterisks denotes the number of overtime(s) occurred (no pay raise)
BASICALLY CAT FIGHTS[edit | edit source]
| Wildcard (Higher Seed Twice-to-Beat) |
Division Semifinals (Best-of-7) |
Division Finals (Best-of-7) | ||||||||||||
| (#1 twice to beat) | ||||||||||||||
| OP | Wilshire | 69+1 | ||||||||||||
| ur grandma | Harmony | 69 | ||||||||||||
| 1 | Wilshire | 4 | ||||||||||||
| (lel what is this) | 4 | Defused TNT | 3-1 | |||||||||||
| 4 | TNT (kaboom) | 96 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | Debum | get rekt | ||||||||||||
| 1 | Wilshire | 4 | ||||||||||||
| (#2 didn't score 69 for no reason) | 3 | Akadummy | good job making the finals, but no bonus for you | |||||||||||
| 2 | Northern | 69 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | San Lewd | 42 | ||||||||||||
| 2 | choke | 1 | ||||||||||||
| (THE 6TH SEED WAS STILL SO CLOSE) | 3 | Akadummy | 42 | |||||||||||
| 3 | AkaDEMIGOD | suchalowscorefor5overtimes***** | ||||||||||||
| 6 | Not so Dumb Benilde | 69 | ||||||||||||
*Game went into overtime
- The number of asterisks denotes the number of overtime(s) occurred (no pay raise)
The Beginnings (Finals)[edit | edit source]
In complicated Engrish, Basically the champion of the MAN'S DIVISION will face the champion of the CAT FIGHT DIVISION.
“ Facing the Lady Dragons is like a staring contest at a mirror. If you lose, that means you lose to yourself.”
Unseries Not-summary[edit | edit source]
| Game | Date | Home Team | Result | Road Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Game 1 | May 11 | Wilshire Dragons | 98-109 (0-1) | Wilshire Lady Dragons |
| Game 2 | May 14 | Wilshire Dragons | 102-81 (1-1) | Wilshire Lady Dragons |
| Game 3 | May 17 | Wilshire Lady Dragons | 110–109 (2-1) | Wilshire Dragons |
| Game 4 | May 19 | Wilshire Lady Dragons | 73-92 (2-2) | Wilshire Dragons |
| Game 5 | May 21 | Wilshire Dragons | 136-90 (3–2) | Wilshire Lady Dragons |
| Game 6 | May 23 | Wilshire Lady Dragons | 94-86 (3–3) | Wilshire Dragons |
| Game 7 | May 27 | Wilshire Dragons | 208-206 (9 OT) (4-3) | Wilshire Lady Dragons |
Game 1[edit | edit source]
The Internet
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May 11
4:60 PM |
| Wilshire Lady Dragons 109, Wilshire Dragons HOW DO YOU LOSE TO GIRLS IN BASKETBALL? srsly how? | ||
| Scoring by half: 54-32, 55-57 | ||
| Lady Dragons leads series, 1–0 |
Dragon's Cave, Wilshire University
Attendance: 23,777 Referees: Me, Myself, and I |
The Hillshire Lady Dragons, despite having a off sniping night of 19%, won Game 1 with awesome bench production. The Male Dragons still managed to stay within striking distance despite the NCAA Least (Most) Valuable Player being ice-cold with only 6 points.
Game 7[edit | edit source]
The Internet
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May 27
4:60 PM |
| Wilshire Dragons 208, Wilshire Lady Dragons 206 (9 OT) | ||
| Scoring by half: 67-70, 59-56 Overtime: 82-80 | ||
| Wilshire Dragons win NCAA Finals, 4–3 |
Dragon's Cave, Wilshire University
Attendance: 146,206 Referees: Me, Myself, and I |
(WARNING: WILL MAKE YOU SUPER BORED. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SO BORED)
Before the game started, the (Male) Dragons were excused from class at 1:30 PM to warm up for Game 7 since their team captain suspected that the entire team can't shoot in a day like that day, days after the Hot Ballin' Chicks just won Game 6. At 3:00 PM, there were several pre-tipoff events that included a Dance-off that the Lady Dragons won.
At 4 seconds left in the game in 9 OT, the Lady Dragons had a 1 point lead and both clubs got prepared for the only way possible for the Men Dragons to win the game and the untrophy: a full-basketball-court shot 94 feet away from the hoop. The ball was inbounded to the NCAA MVP, where he took the full-court shot and made it, resulting in the Lady Dragons getting rekt, and the Dragons getting revenge against the Lady Dragons when they lost Game 7 of the Beginnings in 1975.