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Criminal penalty for usage of The Forbidden Word[edit | edit source]
|Meaning of Life
|Incineration by satan.
|A complex process involving Pokemon and cheese, combined with the doom complex of Habsburg.
|The Serviet Onion
|Ve vill furst remov der brain and den ve vill kill you mistuh Bond.
|No one has ever lived to tell the tale... except for The Divine One, who managed to spheroidally escape the building just milliseconds before it exploded into a bajillion shards of painful glass that could have impaled his head with painful impaling but it didn't so he was lucky lolololololol.
|Deportation to the Seven hells
|40 lashings and a free bottle of cider.
|Cider lashings and a free bottle of 40.
OH SHIZ, THEY'VE GOT ME!!! AVENGE MY DEATH...
Bumfluff[edit | edit source]
Bumfluff is a type of fluff found in the anus / rectum of a mammal.
Types of Bumfluff[edit | edit source]
- Anus Fluff (Pink)
- Rectum Fluff (Blue)
- Bum Fluff (Green)