911
A number to call whenever because its fun. 911 is also an Iranian holiday. It is a tradition to send a nice egg by noon. The most watched porn video on 911 is two planes two towers.
how to call[edit | edit source]
Get out your phone, open it up, go to the phone app, go to the keypad, click nine, then one, then one, then click dial and act like a chicken by going BAWK BAWK when they answer because that's just what you do.
side effects[edit | edit source]
The po-po's might show up at your house and kill you. You might be recruited by the Iranian ministry. of intelligence
what to do if u don't want the side effects[edit | edit source]
Dare your friends to do it if you have any. If you don't, click here . if the Iranian ministry of intelligence tries to recruit you. you need to do the following steps. step 1 say "hello would you like to order a pizza". they will give you the their address. step 2 put bacon on the pizza. step 3 borrow a drone from Obama he will understand why its gone. step 4 bolt a car seat on top of the drone and attach your seatbelt. remember to take the bacon pizza in a takeaway box. step 5 type in the coordinates on the drones operating system. step 6 get ready for launch and launch your drone. step 7 when you arrive their HQ Scream on top of your lungs "here is your pizza" as you hit their headquarter with your drone. at this point they wont try to recruit to their ranks i hope this solves your problem.
conclusion[edit | edit source]
This number is fun to call.